Where female kind gather, on the day of the Oak,
Much feasting and depravity abounds,
Day becomes night, Brown becometh the new black,
But white stockings becometh no-one.

Our fashion hint for this year is that there will be a strong Royal Melbourne Show influence. Look for outfits taking inspiration from the yearly gimmicks at the Show - the tinsel hair, the green glowing tube necklaces, oversized novelty glasses and large rubber hands with one finger pointing upwards. Fake vomit, as always, is entirely optional. So if you look out of place in your designer outfit with feathered hat, you can't say we did not warn you..