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Election Sausage

In 1901, the Commonwealth of Australia was formed and the constitution was written giving all Australians the right to vote for their national leaders - and the democratic right to enjoy delicious, cheap, polling booth sausage sizzles whilst voting.

That federation was established forty years after the first Melbourne Cup just goes to show that our esteemed ancestors had their priorities in the right order.

The 2013 election is pretty much over before it begins, with the Coalition looking like they are going to start shorter odds than BLACK CAVIAR in a Manangatang maiden.

We have had a detailed, analytical look at the form of the main runners.

Whilst ATLANTIC JEWEL stunned race goers last week with a mesmerizing comeback, Kevin Rudd's comeback lasted about 50M before he started swishing his tail, and his hair, and he soon pulled up extremely lame.

Meanwhile, his opponent, Tony Abbott prances the track like an over eager prize show-off stallion, trying to win the Caulfield Cup-Cox Plate-Melbourne Cup treble whilst carrying topweight, and dragging several tyres behind him.

The campaign has been dominated by calls for costings and budget analyses and we can confirm that there is indeed a $30 billion dollar black hole in the Turf Deli Betting Portfolio.

However, we are committed to returning the Betting Portfolio to surplus.

We have the vision, the right team to get the job done, lots and lots and lots of slogans, and a plan for the future - which mainly involves plonking on the good thing in the last to try and get out.

After weeks of wall to wall Tony and Kevin, punters are begging for a Tom Waterhouse return to our screens, and the Get Tom Waterhouse Back on our TV party has a real chance of picking up seats in the Senate on Saturday. Luckily the AEC have introduced flexi voting this year, meaning you can split your vote into wee tiny percentages when you vote below the line amongst the 100 or so senate candidates.

The latest election odds see the Coalition at an unbackable $1.03 and Labor out to $20 or more. As always the election betting markets are the best guide to the result, which makes you wonder why we even bother voting. Just pick the favourite when the betting closes. If it is good enough for the quadrella substitute then it is good enough to pick the next Prime Minister.

There is fierce betting in the hotly contested informal voting percentage market. What excitement. 1% ? 2% ? Who knows - someone may even place a bet soon.

What we would like to see is a market on is the number of election day polling booth sausages 'n' bread consumed.
Percentages with onion and cheese - and without.

Will voters stick with the traditional sangas - or will there be substantial swings towards progressive bratwursts? That's where the real betting action lies

Glance back in the history books to the last federal election:

Last Week's Results

Stung - yet again

It was worth the wait till the last race at Caulfield last week to see ATLANTIC JEWEL in a very impressive return to the racetrack.

It actually felt quite unusual having the crowd stick around to the last race and all leave at once, and the champion mare did end the day on a high. Plus the numerous drunken bucks parties had more of a crowd to perform to later in the day, and were very appreciative of the MRC rescheduling the program for their benefit.

The tips just dawdled along with two winners on top and three winners in the selections from 8 races.

The Betting Portfolio had a wipeout, but the punting highlight of the day was the Turf Deli Wonder bet being live in a nice double to collect over $200 for a $5 outlay. So, when CHIARAMONTE hit the front half way down the straight we were looking pretty darn good. That is, till the Lay of the Day stormed down the outside to knock us out and give us a very nasty kick in the wallet.

Though, those of you who have followed our fortunes for the last 15 years would have seen that coming a mile off - and plonked on the sure thing $50 exacta.

TURF DELI WONDER BET : Here we try and turn $5 into a whole lot more with a silly multiple bet.

Fixed odds double:
Race 4: 2-FAST'N'ROCKING 1st W=$4.30
Race 6: 5-CHIARAMONTE 2nd W=$9.00
x $5 = $276 return

The Betting Portfolio is floundering early in the Spring and the Lays of The Day are running amuck.

2013 Spring Campaign: 3 weeks - 0 profits - 2 returns - 1 wipe outs - Net: -$117.35

View last week's Memsie Stakes 2013 results.

Check out our list of Horses To Follow

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Check out how the Betting Portfolio is going at the Bottom Line.

This Week's Free Form Guide

Flemington - MakybeDiva Stakes - 7th Sept 2013

TRACK: DEAD(4) - WEATHER: FEW SHOWERS - RAIL: TRUE

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PLAY ALONG WITH THE WEEKLY BETS
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If you want to play along with our weekly Betting Portfolio, you can make the most of your money by opening up an account with IASBET and taking advantage of the bonuses that are on offer.

For a small deposit, plus the added bonuses they offer you can follow the weekly tips every week and have a bit of fun on the punt this spring carnival.

Impress your friends with your punting prowess !

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PUT $200 ON THE NOSE AT ONE AT ODDS
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BETFAIR's current offer is a refund up to $200 on your first bet if it loses.

This is your big chance to pick a roughie at odds during Spring and try to land a bounty.

The strategy is pretty simple. Set up your account. Then wait patiently.

Plonk $200 on the nose at one at odds when you spot a roughie you like.

If it wins - you are laughing.

If not - no drama, you get your money back and can start again and bet normally.

Always read the Terms and Conditions on these offers - to make sure you make the most of them. It needs to be a $200 single bet so you need to find a price where you can bet the $200 in one go, else use the Betfair Starting Price option.

Every week over spring we are going to pick out a horse at better than $10 to have a $200 no risk ping on.

This Week's Turf Deli Ping :
FLEMINGTON Race 8: 6-BONARIA

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